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Vampires Suck At Shopping
If you like it, look up Needy Cat Games on your social media platform of choice (we're usually @needycatgames) and tell us!  Vampires Suck at Shopping is now available in German!  Head over to Optional's itch page to get it.   If we had to make up a pull quote about it, it would be something like "It's like What We Do In The Shadows meets Honey Heist, with a very British sense of humour. In it, players take on the roles of immortal, all-powerful vampires who are doing their very best to complete a shockingly mundane task in a world that stopped making sense a century or two ago.
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