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CONTENT WARNING: This game is little more than a series of tables for you to use to describe a set of cyberpunk-style genitals. There are crude jokes. There are rude terms. There are vague references to sexual acts. This is what you’re getting here. There is no “game,” in the strictest sense of the term. If that’s not your thing, there’s nothing for you here. Seriously, no judgment if you bail. *     *     * Welcome to the cyber-future, chummer. Is it everything you wanted it to be? Has all the hype really given way to a fully-realized universe with acceptable levels of optimization and a minimum of crashes? I mean, the streets are lawless, the corps own your soul, and "hope" has lost all meaning, but it's a sweet-ass transhumanist future so even if you don't have control of your life, you still have control of your sex and gender. Probably got a hell of a menu to choose from, right?  ... I'm sorry, did you say two sexes? Okay I guess I see where that's coming from. But genders are... also two? The SAME two?! Well, maybe that's hard to, uh, code. At least you must have a couple thousand options for your genitals right?  Thirty-six distinct options, if we're including pubic hair as a variable, and that includes "wearing underwear" as a form of genital? Jesus fucking Cyberchrist,  Penis 2.0.77 is the cyberpunk genital description game (?) you've been waiting for. Use it on its own (if you don't mind not having an actual game to play after you've stat up your bits), or incorporate it into your existing cyberpunk game (author is not responsible for game-balance challenges that may result if you attempt this).  Features include: 6 charts' worth of the most popular genitalia styles.Two options for genital generation, allowing for point buy customization or random roll zaniness.Over 3.6 trillion distinct options (not including trivial changes like pubic hair color).That's 100 billion times as many combinations as AAA video game Cyberpunk 2077.That's also at least 100,000 t